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Augie: Your Write-in Candidate for President
With a focus on reason, compassion, and the boundless possibilities of human ingenuity, Augie invites all Americans to join in crafting a new and abundant American future where prosperity and opportunity are not zero-sum games, but a place where there's plenty of room for everyone.
This isn’t just a campaign; it promises to be the ride of your life! It’s your time to say:
Screw it, I’m voting for Augie!
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About the Abundance Party
Possibility is directly linked to hope. The Abundance Party is a hope machine because it exponentially expands the scope of the possible.
While we are working to achieve abundance and human flourishing on a global scale, we also recognize that the systemic change we seek begins with the individual—hence our focus on:
The Formation of Possibility-Driven Mindsets: We believe that fostering a mindset focused on possibilities rather than limitations is the cornerstone of personal, collective, and national transformation. This shift in perspective is where true innovation and progress begin.
Awakening the Individual to His True Nature and Capacity: Every person possesses untapped potential. By awakening individuals to their true nature and capacity, we can ignite a passion for growth and development that transcends conventional boundaries and limits.
The Development of a “Futures Consciousness”: Understanding the importance of shaping our future is crucial. Futures consciousness involves actively envisioning and working towards the future we desire, rather than passively accepting a future imposed upon us. This mindset is essential for navigating and influencing the rapidly changing world.
We also know that it will take a generation to realize this vision, which only adds urgency to the need to start today. With our youth. In our schools. In our workplaces. At our dinner tables. The fact is, the state of the future will depend much less on the state of technology than the state of the human heart and mind. If we can get this right, then all else will follow.
First, however, we must liberate humanity from the oppressive constraints of life in Flatland and enter into the “Z Dimension”—the realm of inspired possibility thinking, imagination, and creativity. Flatland is a self-limiting two-dimensional world—left, right; black, white; X, Y. It is a world of zero-sum games and win-lose propositions. By moving beyond this narrow perspective, we can embrace a world of endless possibilities where creativity and collaboration flourish. This is the world Augie’s Abundance Party envisions and is committed to building.
So, join us. The journey starts with each of us. Together, we can create a future where abundance and human flourishing is not just a dream but a reality.
The Abundance Party Platform:
Cultivating a World of Possibilities, with Augie—and YOU — Leading the Way.
Scarcity is a Mindset. Abundance is Our Mission.
Welcome to the Abundance Party's vision for a future where scarcity is just a footnote in history books. We're not just thinking outside the box; we're reimagining the box itself. Isn’t it about time?
Picture a world where opportunity knocks on every door—yours included. That's the world we're building—one where human potential isn't limited by resource scarcity but expanded by the boundless power of human creativity and innovation. We're swapping out the "not enough to go around" mentality for a "not even the sky's the limit" approach.
Our Core Principles:
1. Truth and Integrity: Our North Stars
We're committed to truth—not the dusty, forgotten kind, but the vibrant, ever-revealing kind that emerges from fearless, honest conversation. Think of it as the difference between a live jazz performance and elevator music. We're the jazz, bringing energy, creativity, and spontaneity to every discussion.
2. Question Everything (Especially Authority)
Authority can be like a GPS that thinks it knows the best route. Respect it, sure, but don't follow it blindly if it leads you into a ditch. We believe in the duty to question, because without that, we'd still be thinking Pluto was a planet.
3. Action Against Injustice: No Marshmallow Roasting Allowed
Neutrality in the face of injustice is like seeing your neighbor's house on fire and deciding it's a great time for s'mores. We stand with the oppressed and vow to challenge systems that perpetuate inequity.
4. Free Speech: The Superpower We All Need
We're here to make sure debate and criticism thrive because without them, we'd be stuck in a world where the only news is the weather. Without spirited discussions, our society would lose its edge, innovation would stagnate, and we'd miss out on the breakthroughs that come from challenging ideas.
5. Intellectual Independence: The Ultimate Brain Workout
Critical thinking is the lifeblood of our Republic. As President, I won’t do your thinking for you, but I’ll ensure you have every opportunity to sharpen your own thinking and challenge the status quo. Think of us as your spotter in the intellectual gym, helping you build mental muscles to navigate the challenges that come your way—especially those that come from your government. Together, we'll forge a nation of independent thinkers, innovators, and trailblazers.
6. Embracing Dissent: The Spice of Societal Life
No society has ever died from too much dissent, but plenty have keeled over from too much conformity. Think of us as cultivating a rich and diverse field of ideas. We're here to nurture those unique, dissenting voices that make our Republic vibrant and resilient.
7. Enabling Hyper-localization: The Essence of Freedom
The Abundance Party believes decentralization is the key to local empowerment and the antidote to Federal overreach. By shifting power from Washington back to communities, we unlock innovation, foster accountability, and allow people to shape their own futures. Centralized control stifles growth and micromanages our lives. Decentralization puts decisions where they belong—in the hands of the people—creating a path to true abundance and self-determination. Let’s break free from the top-down, one-size-fits-all approach and build a nation where local solutions drive national success.
Join us in this grand adventure of reason, conviction—and niceness, too. Together, we'll move forward—not through fear and repression, but by celebrating the human spirit and its vast potential for positive transformation. After all, in the pursuit of abundance, there's plenty of room for everyone at the top.
Get Involved
This campaign is calling out to everyone who loves the good stuff that makes our country shine. Winning isn’t just about counting votes—it’s about the loud, bold voices standing up for what’s right and awesome in our society. When you stay quiet, we all lose a bit. But when you speak up for your values, you keep the dream of our great Republic alive and kicking—and push us closer to that perfect union. So, let your convictions roar, because they’re the heartbeat of our nation and the seeds of our bright future. Plus, let’s be honest, it's going to be a blast! Join us for the ride of your life! Join the chorus of voices declaring, “Screw it, I’m voting for Augie!”
We don’t want your money; we want your energy and passion! You can help by spreading this message, doing your social media magic, sharing the videos, printing, posting, and distributing the campaign signs, bumper stickers, t-shirts, buttons, and other things you can find below, under RESOURCES. Plus, you can:
Host an “Augie Party” in your home or community center and explore these ideas together.
Create fun, shareable memes based on key messages.
Organize an Augie Walk through your local area.
Start a podcast discussing campaign issues and interviewing local supporters.
Organize a community art project, like a mural, that represents the campaign's message.
Plan a “Clean Up for a Cause” event where supporters gather to clean up a local park or neighborhood.
Host an open mic night for poetry, music, or talks related to the campaign.
Organize flash mobs or public performances in high-traffic areas to draw attention to the campaign.
Engage young people in the campaign.
And send us photos of what you’re doing—we’ll post them here!
Write-in augie
You won’t find Augie on your printed ballot. But no worries! It’s as simple as writing “Augie” on the Write-in line of the ballot! Like this:
Resources
News, Announcements, and Press Releases
Campaign materials! Click the images below to download a PDF that you can print as yard signs, posters, and more. Better yet, to all inspired artists, design your own Augie swag! Tell your world why you’re saying, “Screw it, I’m voting for Augie!”
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